Conversations with my 2 year old...

Yesterday I gave Allie a slice of apple for lunch, I had the other slice for myself...here was our conversations.

A: I need your piece of apple mommy.

V: You have your own piece of apple Allie.

A: But I need yours now mommy.

V: Why Allie?

A: Because it's probably mine...

V: {hands her the apple slice}... What just happened...

A: mommy you want my pretzels? K...

 {hands me a few pretzels}

V: No thank you, mommy is not hungry right now.

A: NO, KEEP THEM MOMMY!!! I have plenty. 

V: o...k...

Allie walking around...toots... "Somebody stinky on me" 

Mimicking daddy...

A: "What the Hell..." {insert creepy smile/smirk} 

Oh there are so many more I can not think of right now... She's a riot... When she's being good :-)